I’ve always wanted to have an online store where I could sell schwag—the kinds of things I dream up in late night coding-induced hazes, or when I accidentally snort the Mountain Dew instead of swallowing it.

I’m also a huge procrastinator, so it never has happened. Til now.

I told myself that as soon as Shopify launched, I’d get my act together. So here we are. Buy stuff, support Slash7, make me happy!

Maybe some day I’ll sell enough insane t-shirts to make a living off t-shirts and blogging. Wouldn’t that be nice?

Note on Expediency!
This is a bit of an experiment. I’ll be ordering these shirts printed as you guys order them (if anyone does)—leaving us with a 1-2 week lead time before I can ship your shirt(s) to you.

If I can sell 15 or so t-shirts, I’ll have the startup capital to get future designs printed in advance, so tell your snarky Lovecraft-fan friends.

Thanks for your patience & understanding & stuff!